Craft Monday: Apostrophe abuse worse than ever!

Apostrophe abuseHave you noticed the increasingly common misuse of the poor apostrophe? No? Well, I have, and it’s driving me crazy.

I first wrote about this more than two and a half years ago. Back then I had hoped that some gentle urging would help writers to see the error in their ways, and that we’d see a shift back to grammatical correctness.

That didn’t happen. In fact, the incorrect usages are more commonplace today than the correct ones! (I kid you not. Read a sampling of blogs and Facebook posts…you’ll see.)

It. Must. Stop.

If you fear you might be following the crowd down the incorrect grammar path, read on.

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This week we’re talking about the much-maligned apostrophe, a mark of punctuation that has been incorrectly used by so many in American pop culture over the past few years (maybe even the past decade) that even I have been known to fall victim to popular but incorrect usage from time to time. (And believe me, you couldn’t punish me more than I’ve punished myself for those offenses. I mean, this is how civilization declines, people—one misplaced apostrophe at a time!)

Briefly, an apostrophe is that curly thing that looks like an upside-down comma.

I know, you’ve probably seen it misused so often, you probably don’t know what I’m fussing about. It’s understandable, but we need to turn the current tide of incorrect usage. We need to learn what’s right and set a shining example for the rest of the country!

It’s not that hard, actually. There are only three uses for the apostrophe:

  1. To indicate ownership or possession (something belonging to something else).
    Example: My husband’s eyes are blue. 
    (Hopefully this needs no additional clarification.)
  2. To indicate that letters are missing from a word.
    Example: I dont see the ball.
    The apostrophe takes the place of the second “o” in “do not.”
    I do not see the ball.
    (I think everyone gets this one, too.)
  3. To indicate the plural…of a lower-case letter.
    Example: Dot your i’s and cross your t’s.
    Exception…there’s always an exception, right? In a case where the omission of the apostrophe would cause confusion, the writer might add one. Example:  “My daughter brought home all A’s on her report card.” That sentence could confuse if written as: “My daughter brought home all As on her report card.” Can’t you just picture the reader frowning, trying to figure that out…especially if the daughter wasn’t known to be a stellar student? But this is just my humble opinion. Some strict grammarians would probably dispute me on this. Moving on….

So, for example, when you see people add an apostrophe to indicate plural years, it’s wrong. (This error has become so commonplace, I think writers have flipped the correct and incorrect in their brains!)

  • I went to school in the 1990’s. – WRONG
  • I went to school in the 1990s. – CORRECT
  • But…I went to school in the ‘90s. – CORRECT
    (In this case, the apostrophe takes the place of the omitted “19” in 1990.)

When you see people add an apostrophe to indicate simple plurals of proper nouns/names, it’s wrong.

  • We went to dinner with the Baker’s. – WRONG
  • We went to dinner with the Bakers. – CORRECT
  • But…We drove to dinner in the Bakers’ car. – CORRECT.
    In this case, the car belongs to the Bakers (plural), so the apostrophe is used to indicate possession.

And now for the double-whammy of apostrophe confusion: possessive pronouns (especially the ones with s’s):  its, his, hers, yours, theirs.

The first thing to understand is that the following are not words, period:

its’
his’
her’s
your’s
their’s

If you see any of these, a discussion of usage is meaningless and unnecessary because they aren’t real words. If you see any of these in a sentence and don’t know how to make the sentence right, reword it.

Examples of correct usage:

  • The dog chewed its bone.
  • Sam says the dog is  his.
  • Sally says the dog is hers.
  • I say the dog is yours, not theirs.

Caution: “it’sis a word. In this case, the apostrophe takes the place of the second “i” in “it is.”

It’s odd to see the dog chew its bone.

In conclusion, we know apostrophes can be confusing. We know you’re inundated on a daily basis with examples of incorrect usage. Just remember those three reasons to use an apostrophe, and you’ll be fine.

For more information about the apostrophe and its uses, you might want to check out what Purdue University’s OWL has to say on the subject.

Words (and apostrophes) matter!

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After spending her life working with words in various roles in both government and the private sector, including a 10-year stint as a freelance line editor, lifelong grammar fanatic Leah Price is excited about putting her skills and knowledge to work as author liaison for Edward Allen Publishing. She also writes commercial fiction under a pseudonym and knows how tough it is to get all the pieces in the story puzzle to fit, but she loves the journey.

6 thoughts on “Craft Monday: Apostrophe abuse worse than ever!

  • The possessive apopsrothe is on its way out of the English language. As a composition teacher, I keep teaching it, but I often find it omitted not only from my students’ papers and online texts, but also from billboards hovering over US highways.Hard-copy publishers repeatedly demonstrate lower editing standards, so even if print practices somehow still set the standard, less and less is there a standard within print to govern practices outside of it.We can prescribe grammar all we want, but descriptively, we have to admit that language changes even when we don’t want it to.Nonetheless, I appreciate your noble efforts.

    • Thanks so much for stopping by and sharing your thoughts, Jan. As much as it pains me to admit it, I know you’re right. Language does change over time, but I can more readily accept the changes in spoken language (e.g., “does not” becoming “doesn’t”) than I can in written, especially punctuation. It’s not only that we’re losing the possessive apostrophe, it’s that we’re seeing it inserted to form simple plurals. (One of my neighbors is a landscaper, and the logo on the side of his truck is: “Where lawn’s come to life.”) Sigh. Anyway, we soldier on. 🙂 Thanks again for joining the conversation!

  • The apostrophe is NOT like an upside-down comma, as it should always point downward, just like a comma!

    • You make a good point. “An upside-down comma” probably wasn’t the best way to characterize the comma’s appearance, although I wasn’t intending it as a specific description of the character’s design but more of a visual clue. Anyway, thanks so much for writing and sharing your thoughts. We appreciate it.

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